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Snakes on a Shuttle

Corellia, Corellia Sector 165:06:01

Passengers on a routine Drall-Corellia intrasystem shuttle flight were terrorized when a cargo crate containing Dagobah snakes released its deadly cargo. Angry passenger Bulawa Windu said to an interviewer "Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthaf***in' snakes on this muthaf***in' shuttle!"